Take a Break from Stocks & Money – Just for Laughs!

Ok, smash my head please! This is because if you
are looking for investment or financial literacy information in this blog
article, you are going to be disappointed.
 
My Friend said to me “You’ll love this!” when he sent below message to me.  Please do not take it too hard and I hope you enjoy it too!.


A
Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the golf ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.  


The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.


Whatever
you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The
woman said, “That’s okay.”

For
her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The
frog warned
her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the
most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.

The
woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman
and he will have eyes only for me.”

So,
KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!




For
her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The
frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And
he will be ten times richer than you.”

The
woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is
mine.”

So,
KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!





The
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a
mild heart attack.”


Moral
of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention
female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good.

Male
readers: Please scroll down.

All
female’s Stop right here only male scroll down further.

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The
man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.


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Moral
of the story: Women THINK they’re really smarter than men.


Let
them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.



PS: If
you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women
never listen!!! haha



Forward
this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good
sense of humour.




Ok …Smash my head, Ladies! Haha LOL

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